Kata Bijak dan Lucu – Smart, Funny, Wise Riddles and Facts
The fence
What is it that someone else has to take before you can get it?
Your photograph
How would you rearrange the letters in the words “New Door” to make one word?
“ONE WORD”
Barang Apakah yang pembuatnya g mau pake? Pembelinya g mau pake? Pemakainya ga bisa lihat?
Peti mati 😆
Barang apa yang kamu buang ketika kamu pake, tapi kamu ambil ketika udah gak dibutuhkan?
Jangkar kapal
Kenapa leher jerapah panjang?
Supaya bisa nyampe ke kepalanya
Kenapa kecantikan lebih penting bagi seorang perempuan ketimbang kepintaran?
Sebab lelaki yang bodoh jumlahnya lebih banyak dibandingkan lelaki yang buta.
Kera apa yang kalo naik ke pohon nggak mau turun, tapi kalau di bawah nggak mau naik
Kerasan bok
Anak apa yang paling jelek di dunia?
Anak-anak bilang sih elo!
What is often returned but never borrowed?
Thanks
What keys can’t you put in a lock?
Piano keys
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel !!
(Question)What did one volcano say to the other?
(Answer)
Do you lava me like I lava you?
(Question) Why do gorillas have
big
nostrils?
(Answer) Because they have big fingers
Question: What is greater than god?
What is more evil than the devil?
The poor has it,
The rich need it,
if you eat it you will die.
What is it?
Answer: Nothing
(Question) Why are giraffes necks so long?
(Answer) So it will reach it’s head
(Question) What is the laziest mountain in the world?
(Answer) Mount Ever – rest !!
What runs all around the yard without moving?
(Answer) The fence
Did you know………
All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.
The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.
Did you know………
The word “listen” contains the same letters as the word “silent”.
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it’s head are the rabbit and the parrot.
A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1 /100th of a second.
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